Chicken 1: “Lawd! Poor Loretta!
Chicken 3: “She looks good though… looks flavorful. Who did the body?”
Chicken 2: “Bernice! You know the one who makes the good cornbread!”
Chicken 3: “Well. That’s good! As long as they didn’t let Sheryl do the body!”
Chicken 1: “Chile! I told my children that when I go to let anybody but Sheryl do me.”
Chicken 2: “I heard she don’t even season you when it’s your time to go… no Lawry’s or nothing!”
Chicken 1: “That’s a shame!”
Chicken 3: “You know when I go I think I want to be fried…”
Chicken 2: “FRIED?!”
Chicken 3: “Yes. I hear that’s a nice way to go.”
Chicken 1: “You know they fried Earnest?!”
Chicken 2: “Lawd! Not Earnest… AIN’T NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHING!”